ABSURD

Two thousand years ago, in an obscure backwater of the Roman Empire, a child is born into the family of a modest artisan.  He grows up to be a teacher of uncommon subtlety and wisdom, is executed for blasphemy and later worshiped widely across the globe as the Son Of God.  His birth is celebrated at the Orleans Casino in Las Vegas with a special promotion entitled “The Twelve Days Of Cash-mas”.

Go figure.