THE END OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?

The principled Republican right has always been a minority. It has always had to make alliances with unprincipled hairpins in order to gain national power — typically with Southern segregationists, or Christian theocrats.

It has always been an uneasy and tenuous collaboration. It is so uneasy and tenuous now that “rational” Republicans have had to abandon all their principles in order to keep the hairpins on board. If this capitulation fails in 2012, the strategy may have reached the end of its practical usefulness.

If the capitulation succeeds, what will it gain for Republicans?  Power without even the vestige of principle — a moral vacuum that will itself lead inevitably and in short order to the end of The Republican Party.

CHRISTIAN MINGLE AT IMPASSE

The contract between Christian Mingle and God is set to expire next February and an inside source at the online dating service says negotiations for a renewal are not going well. The source explained that the crux of the problem was the complexity of dealing with a tripartite God. “We’re close to an agreement with God the Father and God the Son but God the Holy Ghost is holding out for conditions we simply can’t accept.”  These apparently include a larger share of merchandizing revenues.

The site has reportedly registered the domain name Buddhist-Mingle.com in case the deal with the Christian Trinity goes south. The source in the company says, “If we need to hook people up with those they partnered with successfully in a past life, we can do that.”

THE ABYSS

I hate Barack Obama — I have no respect for him as a public servant or as a man.

In terms of the crucial issues facing America today, I don’t think it makes the slightest difference whether he or Mitt Romney gets elected as President in November.

Having admitted that, however, I also think that The Republican Party, with its efforts at nihilistic obstructionism and voter suppression, and Mitt Romney, with his strategy of cynical mendacity, represent the lowest depths of moral depravity that have ever been sounded in the history of American politics.

The election of either Obama or Romney in November will represent a practical disaster for America. The election of Romney will represent a moral disaster from which the republic may never recover.