Dickwad and prominent Christian spokesperson Mike Huckabee has weighed in on the Sandy Hook murders. He said, “We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?”

What you’re really saying, Mike, is that God is going to slaughter anybody who doesn’t conform to your idea of how he should be worshiped — with teacher-led prayers in public schools, for example.  If only Jewish victim Noah Pozner, six years old, had been forced to participate in Christian prayers at school it would have delivered a clear message to the shooter that we should always respect the individuality of our fellow men.

Mike, why don’t you open a copy of the Bible to the Sermon On the Mount, pull down your pants and take a shit on the book — elucidate your understanding and respect for the words of Jesus in a more honest and dramatic way?  Be sure to aim for the red letters.