A GREAT NEW REVIEW

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Very Enjoyable Reading

Who says the short story is dead? I gave this collection of fourteen stories a try, although I hadn’t read any “western” fiction since Lonesome Dove. Mr. Fonvielle does the genre proud with realism, stark situations and conflict, and endings that often are not what you’d expect. His characters often speak in crisp Victorian language that reminded me of several John Wayne movies. In fact, I think the dialogue is my favorite part of the collection. But don’t misunderstand: he depicts frontier living with its lawlessness, whores, brutality, saloons, scalpings, and the rest, so it’s not for the fainthearted. The stories vary in length from just 2-3 pages up to 20-30. I was disappointed when I got to the end. Give it a look.

An Amazon customer review which you can see here.

A COOL PLACE TO STAY

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. . . in New Orleans, at the magical home of my friends Adrienne Parks and Bill Bowman. It’s a vast and comfortable mansion in the Garden District, filled with good vibes and wondrous art. Before now, only lucky friends got to experience the place, but Adrienne and Bill are making it available as a bed and breakfast destination for one and all. You’ll find that a stay there will rank among the high points of your trip to The Crescent City — as it always has for me!

Book it here.

DJANGO UNCHAINED

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Probably the best thing you can say about Django Unchained is that it’s almost impossible to say anything about it at all. It’s an utterly incoherent work of art, aesthetically, conceptually, emotionally.

What’s odd about it is that it has a kind of cellular structure — it’s component parts work on their own terms while you’re experiencing them. One cell sparks interesting intellectual thoughts about the place of slavery in American history. Another cell arouses the sort of emotions we associate with intense and unapologetic melodrama. Yet another cell connects us with the exhilaration of a brilliant goof on generic clichés.

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The only thing I can think of to compare it with is a Joseph Cornell box, whose juxtaposition of discrete, disjointed sections somehow adds up to an aesthetic whole.

Is it important?  Is it profound?  Is it ultimately satisfying or meaningful?  I really don’t know.  All I can say is that it’s fascinating, that it’s of its time, that it took a lot of courage and eccentric genius to create.  Compared to the sort of rote junk Hollywood is programmed to turn out these days, it’s a miraculous anomaly.

OYSTER BAR

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The Oyster Bar at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas is a tiny establishment, seating about 18, on the edge of the casino floor. It serves raw oysters and clams, steamed clams and mussels, and various types of seafood pan roasts and gumbos. It has four beers on tap, including Anchor Steam and Newcastle Brown Ale.

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It is open 24 hours a day, with special dishes, like Oysters Rockefeller, on offer between 5pm and 10pm, and drastically reduced prices between midnight and 5am.  Palace Station is a locals’ casino, downscale, so the clientele at the Oyster Bar is far from hoity-toity, which adds to its appeal.

It’s the sort of place you would expect to find in any civilized city — the sort of place that defines a civilized city.  The fact that there is nothing like it in Los Angles or New York speaks for itself.

Try ordering raw oysters and beer in Los Angeles at 2:15 am, or raw oysters and beer in New York at 4:15 am, and you will realize immediately that you are in the provinces.

TABLETOP

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. . . Gueune Hall, Gruene, Texas — the oldest dance hall in The Lone Star State.

A lot of beer sloshed onto this table, a lot of moments memorialized with a knife blade over the years.

[Photo by Hilmar Blumberg]

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JODI’S EYES

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There’s something not right with her gaze. Not dissimilar to the gaze of the horse below, which is said to be one of a number of artworks done by Arias in prison which she is selling on eBay:

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She is also said to be posting Tweets via a friend, including some snarky ones about the prosecutor, mocking his short stature.