BEWARE THE BEAT

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. . . of the cloth-wrapped feet.

Renowned Egyptologist Dr. Lionel von Zahlus believes he has detected a faint heartbeat in one of the mummies at the British Museum and fears that it may portend a Christmas horror beyond any the world has yet imagined.

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MORDOR

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. . . is on the march!  Light the beacon fires!

The dreadful ghouls who run the NRA, and the lunatic nihilists driving the Republican Party, along with the rest of us, towards economic apocalypse, are human beings of course, our brothers and sisters, but they are in the grip of evil and behaving like monsters.

We must love them as our brothers and sisters, but we must fight them as demons — creatures as far beyond the reach of humane persuasion as the Sandy Hook shooter.