GENIUS

Romney has startling geopolitical insight, identifies Syria as “Iran’s route to the sea”, even though they don’t share a border and Iran has a long coastline of its own.

Romney — always thinking outside the box.

CAVALRY

Romney proposes reinstatement of horse-mounted cavalry units in case of surprise Sioux uprising. Says, “My first duty as President will be to make the American frontier safe for settlement.”

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SLEAZEBALL

Dinesh D’Souza — identify a dogmatic right-wing apologist for traditional family values and you will identify a sleazeball adulterer. It never fails.

But let’s give the guy a break — he probably got the first expert blow-job of his life from his current squeeze.  Some things transcend ideology.