WHAT I’M SPINNING NOW

This is the greatest rock and roll concert album of all time. I’m sorry — I know there are many other worthy contenders for the title, and I know that some of the tracks may have been recorded at sound checks rather than at the concert this album claims to document, but it doesn’t matter.

Track for track, side for side, this is the simply the best program of live rock ever recorded.

A MORNING GIMLET

Terry Lennox’s recipe — one part Rose’s Lime Juice, one part gin, Hendrick’s gin in this case. A delighful drink and well named. A gimlet is a tool for boring small holes and this drink bores small holes in your mind, through which cheerful thoughts can pass in and out.

Cheers, mes amis!

ZINGERS

Word is that Mitt Romney is preparing a series of “zingers” — short, memorable digs at Barack Obama — to liven up the debate on Wednesday. A few of them have leaked out to the press:

I know you are, but what am I?

Did you get that idea from your Muslim dad?

The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur.

Whoa, bro — don’t mug me!

You’re the President of the United States Of America — not the President of me.

Aides report that Romney’s biggest problem with the zingers is not breaking up when he delivers them.